Jakegus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NG Sticks]

nice

I want you to be the mother of my children.

[Scrotum 4]

Ouch

I'm sorry Brian, but this is a little TOO good. You are going to have to stop making movies for the good of us all. Perhaps you should become a farmer. Or are you going to show us all up at that too? You bastard. You fucking crusty jizz stain. You stink of dick and look like a cum splattered barbie doll. You are a fucking manmuff-riding shit bubble of ass-jizm. Keep up the good work.

[British Telecom]

meh

I dunno, I kinda liked it.

[StarCraft 12 Days of XMas]

You suck

Ack, you suck for copying this from the web page! I'll give you a 1 for putting it together, but you have to admit that a lot of people are going to falsely acredit you with doing the music too!

[Elements]

Buttmunch

This is tight looking and all, but I was expecting some action or something! How about a fight or something? Dammit people, stop submitting half-done demos!!! What made you think that this was done enough to submit!? I like your style, so give me more!

[Final Fantasy II Spoof]

Nice

Good job. Teach me how to import graphics like that. I think it would have been funny if when he fell in the fire he said "OUCH!" I wonder if anyone else gets that...

[Blanco y Negro]

Smooth

This one had a lot of attention to detail, I liked it. I liked how as there was the overhead view of him walking from the stairs to the bedroom you could see him going up and down as he walked. I was surprised when I discovered that I had guessed correctly who did the music, but who else has scratching is jazzy music? I really like the sound. I prefer full length songs over loops, even if it means larger size. Someone said in a review to get rid of the "voices" in the music. Do they mean the scratching? That's the best part :) Anyway, good work. Now I'll check out some of your other movies.

[True Love]

Amazing

Up until this point, I didn't think I could take Flash animation seriously. This totally creeped me out! This is one of the best animations I've ever seen! It's really compact too, which I think is amazing considering you have the full song in decent quality. Deftones kick ass! How did you do that 3D crap? It's awesome. Need more, dammit! Make more stuff!

[Magical Realism]

Tight

This was soooo tight. Definately one of the best Flash animations I've seen. Great animation, great sound, a cool concept and very well executed. I really liked the use of the imported backgrounds. I like pop tarts.